Everybody's Talking About Jamie

You should have seen it

You should have been there

You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there

The men were women

The girls were fellas

They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas

Pass it on!

There was a lady

She had a sister

But it was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her

There was a woman

Whose name was Norman

And the frilly knickers

That was just the doorman

Pass it on!

There was a doorman

Whose name was Norman

And then the doorman kissed his sister

She's a Mormon

I heard there's dungeons

Inside the cellars

Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to impress

Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore

Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'cause he's gonna be big

Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie

And there was music and there was dancing

And all the drag queens had to

Lip-sync cause they can't sing

Pass it on!

And there was smoking

And there were boozing

And there were boys who looked like

Girls which was confusing

Pass it on!

So what's a lip sync?

Is that like kissing?

Yeah he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage who broke out of his cage

Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips

Everybody's talking 'bout the shit and the hips

Everybody's talking 'bout

The crazy kid and all the things that he did

Everybody's talking about Jay-ay-ay-amie

He had 1 gogo boy

5 gogo boys

10 gogo boys in kilts

He had 1 dancing girl

5 dancing girls

10 dancing girls on stilts

He had 1 backing singer

5 backing singers

10 backing singers plus choir

He did 1 somersault

5 somersaults

10 somersaults on fire

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz from the crowd and the boy who was proud

Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie

And there were ****tails

And there were mocktails

She wore a scaly skirt she said was made of croc tails

And there were feathers

And there were leathers

And there were rubber gear she said were for all weathers

And there were thigh boots

And there were high boots

And there were girl boots that you wear if you're a guy boots

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to express

Everybody's talking and they're talking about

The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout

Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see

Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie