California (Girly-Sound Version)

作词 : Liz Phair

作曲 : Liz Phair

Okay, this guy walks into a bar

No, I'm just, I'm just ****ing with you, I'm kidding

No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull

And they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?

And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows

Whole ****ing pasture

And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes

'I got this really good idea.'

And the old bull's like, 'Yeah?'

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California

'Yeah,' he's like, 'yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea

Let's run down that hill and **** one of those cows.'

And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him

He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea.'

And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah, what's your ****ing brilliant idea?'

And the old bull goes...

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill and **** all of those cows, dig?'

You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California