Kitty

作词 : Rich Brian

作曲 : Benabe Cesar Peralta/Rich Brian

Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian

This is not a fairy tale no

That's not what I'm implying

This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing

Got some bitches on the phone

But I'm really not replying type shit

With the clique

And we going out to get ourselves a drink

Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal ****ing sink

Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think

Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings

Got to the party about 11:28 11:28

Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay

No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted

Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper

Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen Mike

Looking left and right, panicking

Cause now my glass is clean

Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen”

That's when I finally met the girl of my ****ing dreams

Ain't no game that I play when it comes to

Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go

Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress

If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous

Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl

I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert

She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for

Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours

She said where you wanna go

And I told her I don't know

”Do you got a girlfriend”

That don't really matter though

I'm like “oh shit” thinking about

Where this is gonna go

So I proceed, man's never did this shit before

Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up

2AM, whiskeydick, 80% discount

So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town

Making sure I put the bitch’s frown on upside-down

Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck

And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet

She so clean man that p sexy smell like honeydew zest

Finally getting hard so you know

What's finna happen next

Ain't no game that I play when it comes to

Getting that kitty out the cage for my night

Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress

If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous

Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red

I feel like a chameleon

Then she getting on top

And your boy started feeling hysteria

”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo

When I told her it was my first time

And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind

Then she held my hand and it was intertwined

My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind

Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time

This is where the fun begun

Heard her moan and I feeling like

I'm about to ****ing cum

Heard a knock

Now your boy has got to go and ****ing run

Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever

It was from her ****ing mom

Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene

He done picked me up

Told him about the girl that did the deed

Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek

Jumped out his ****ing seat turns out I ****ed his sis