LYRICS
Is...that enough off the top?
I don't know. Is it?
Yes,yes,god damn,yes. I think it's great.
Good.
This seems like a good time for a drink
and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.
A speech about politics...
About order...
Brotherhood...
...Power.
But speeches are for campaigning.
Now is the time for action.
I'll tell you my darkest and whimsical story
Don't ever call me your typical Morty
I answer to nobody,Rick or authority
Smartest of all
Sick with my wording cause when I was born
That PRick had tried forming me into a genius
I wanted more to see there was no Jerry
No insecurity ,no Beth or Summer,family quarreling
I excelled
Rick was ashamed and left for a Morty without any brains
Cause he never heared me say
"Ah,geez,Rick please,just stay."
So I created my own
And placed him under control
My right eye upon the goal
Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions,then I get their Mortys
Torture them from night to morning
To disguise my fort on hideout planet
And planned to plant the evidence on C-137
He prevented it
I'll avenge again as president
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's evil Morty
It's evil Morty
It's evil Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's evil Morty
It's evil Morty
It's evil Morty
The citadel's problem
Is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the citadel's death
But I've got a message for them
From the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive
A message
From the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this citadel
To the Ricks and Mortys that don't
You're outnumbered
Made my way to the citadel to prepare
To arrange that day when I sit up there
Campaigned for a chance to win it fair
And persuade the state but I didn't care
Defamed by the fake news as a joke
Juggling Rick don't know I'ma go for their throats
When I'm pouring in votes,the more I coax
Then my manager getting cut. Short
Tried assassinating my ass
Cast him out to space with the trash
Then the shadow council collapsed
I eradicated this clash
Now I lace
All my loose ends
Cause the change is soon to begin
No more slaves to Rick's perception
Liberate the Mortys and win
Show you what could happen if you call me yellow shirt
Quellin any TERRORick upset about their work
Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt
Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged
No more partners in curriculum
Start from dirt
Like in the slums of Mortytown
For Rickless thugs like me
Now see what I've become!
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's evil Morty
It's evil Morty
It's evil Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
It's evil Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
Never Rick and Morty
No it's not
Rookie Morty
It's the Rickest Morty
Hiding in the Rickless Mortys