Framed

作词 : Marshall Mathers

作曲 : Marshall Mathers

Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's

"Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)

Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking

Envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells

I know this is risky thinking

But I wanna stick her like she decals

But when murdering females better pay attention to these details

Or you could be derailed, better wear at least three layers

Of clothing or be in jail

If you get scratched because your DNA'll

Be all up under her fingernails

Man he hears you I don't think he cares

He gives a ****** even his pinky swears

Three personalities burstin' out of me, please, beware

Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs

She's all aware in no underwear she's completely bare

Turns around and screams I remember distinctly

I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."

Chop her up put her body parts in front of Steven Avery's trailer

And leave 'em there

But hey man I was framed

I know what this looks like officers

Please just give me one minute

I think I can explain

I ain't murder nobody I know these words are so nutty

But I'm just here to entertain

How come your ************rt is so bloody?

There's a missing person,

So what he's got nothing to do with me

I'm almost certain I was framed

Woke up it was dawn, must a knew something was wrong

Think I'm becoming a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on

Donald Duck's on as the Tonka Truck in the yard

But dog how the ****** is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car

Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it

Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon

Me, 'cause I feel somewhat responsible

For the dumb little blonde girl

That mother******' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond

Second murder with no recollection of it

Collecting newspaper articles, cutting up sections from it

Memory is too ****** to remember destructive temper

Cut my public defender's jugular

Then stuck him up in the blender

Another dismembered toddler

Discovered this winter probably

'Cause the disassembled body

Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly

I'm going in for questioning

Them son of a ************es probably just wanna pin this on me

But hey man I was framed

I know what this looks like officers

Please just give me one minute

I think I can explain

I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty

But I'm just here to entertain

How come your ************rt is so bloody?

There's a missing person,

So what he's got nothing to do with me

I'm almost certain I was framed

Still on the loose they

Spotted me inside McDonald's, Tuesday

In a Toronto Blue Jays cap looking like your college roommate

With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher

Or was it Cool J the cops is on a goose chase

Just escaped from the state pen for raping eight women who hate men

Don't make it no weirder I'm naked when I break in your ba************t

Under your babies play pen I lay

And wait adjacent facing the door remaining patient

While staying complacent blatant

sexual implications are continuing to get thrown

Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems

Left on your pillow in hopes that when you get home

You'll get the hint ho, I'm in your window

But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene

In a verse and be charged with first degree

Cause it just happened to match up perfectly

With the massacre or the Burger King burglary

No officer you see I was framed

I know what this looks like officers

Please just give me one minute

I think I can explain

I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty

But I'm just here to entertain

How come your ************rt is so bloody?

There's a misssing person,

So what he's got nothing to do with me

I'm almost certain I was framed