Bend and Snap

作曲 : Laurence O'Keefe/Nell Benjamin

GIRL

Look at my ass

Look at my thighs

I'm catnip to the guys

They chase my tail

They drool and pant

Wanna touch this but they can't

No! All the boys want to come and play

Snap my fingers and they obey

Why do they follow me around all day

Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap

Feel how hot it's getting

Bend and snap

Then when you got em sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

No tight end can defend against the bend and snap

PAULETTE

(spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say!

ELLE

(spoken) And you!

(sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem

GIRL

The more you jump around and scream

The ***ier you seem

PAULETTE

Sorry girls that ain't how I play

This wouldn't work if I tried all day

I gotta go get my asthma spray

Watch me while I walk away

ELLE

No wait before you walk away

Just bend and snap

PAULETTE

OW!!!!

ELLE

Look how good you're gettin'!

Bend and snap!

GIRL

I bet right now you sweatin'

ALL

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

So depend on your friend

For the bend...

ELLE

It's not the time to overthink

Just try it once

He'll buy you a drink

GIRL

Excuse me would you teach me that

I am tired of living alone with my cat

ELLE

Sure!

GIRL

Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls

But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls

Come on Paulette!

ELLE

You'll be fine!

GUY

Works every time!

GIRL

Look, do it and we'll go away

PAULETTE

Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

ALL

BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!

GUYS

(spoken) DAMN!!!!

PAULETTE

Hey wait a second

When I beckoned

Look how the guys came runnin'

Like I'm

GUYS

Kickin!

PAULLETTE

Finger

GUYS

Lickin'!

PAULETTE

Like I'm frickin'

GUYS

Wicked stunnin'!

PAULETTE

Will you pay for stuff I buy?

GUYS

YES!

PAULETTE

And bake me cake and pie?

GUYS

YES!

PAULETTE

And hold me when I cry?

GUYS

YES!

PAULETTE

And I will tell you why!

GUYS

Why?

PAULETTE

I'm too rockin' to lock away

All the boys come to gawk away

Droppin' jaws from a block away

Watchin' how I walk away

GUYS

Love to watch her walk away!

PAULETTE

I bend and snap!

Now look how hot it's gettin'

Bend and snap!

I bet right now you're sweatin'

ALL

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

PAULETTE

I depend on my friend

ALL

Go Paulette! Go Paulette!

PAULETTE

I depend on my friend

ALL

Go! Go! Go Paulette!

PAULETTE

I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!

ALL

The bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

PAULETTE

I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!

KYLE

(spoken) Paulette!

Did I leave my...stylus?

ALL

BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!

PAULETTE

(spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!