歌词
作词 : Quentin Tarantino
作曲 : Quentin Tarantino
JULES:okay so, tell me again about the hash bars?
VINCENT:Okay what d'you want to know?
JULES:Hash is legal there, right?
VINCENT:Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal.
I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away.
I mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
JULES:Those are hash bars?
VINCENT:Yeah, it breaks down like this,
Okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and,
If you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this,
Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam,
It's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
JULES:Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm ****ing goin'.
VINCENT:You'll dig it the most.
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
JULES:What?
VINCENT:It's the little differences.
I mean they got the same shit over there, we got here,
But it's just there's a little difference.
JULES:Examples?
VINCENT:Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer.
And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's.
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
JULES:They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
VINCENT:No, man, they got the metric system there,
They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES:What'd they call it?
VINCENT:They call it Royale with Cheese.
JULES (repeating):Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
VINCENT:Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
JULES (repeating):Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
VINCENT:I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
JULES:What?
VINCENT:Mayonnaise.
JULES:Goddamn!
VINCENT:I seen 'em do it, man. They ****ing drown 'em in this shit.
JULES:Uuccch!