LYRICS
I make my living off
the Evening News
Just give me something
something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor
but I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around
We got the bubble
who comes on at five
She can tell you'bout the plane
crash with a gleamin her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation
Is the heir dead yet
You know, the boys in the newsroom
got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry
You don't really need to
find out what's going on
You don't really want to know
just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
keep your dirty laundry
Kick'em when they're up
Kick'em when they're down
Kick'em when they're up
Kick'em when they're down
Kick'em when they're up
Kick'em when they're down
Kick'em when they're stiff
Kick'em all around
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little
fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
We can do The Innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done
we haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry
Kick'em when they're up etc.
Kick'em when they're down etc.