The Funhouse Exit

作曲 : James Sangiovanni

Don't put your feet on the outside here

There's monsters and goblins and politicians everywhere

A room with sweeping bats and cats and overcrowded schools

An education regulated by cheap and creepy ghouls

And when you're old enough

They'll send you on your way

Look out don't you shout don't you fall

There's doctors with hatchets behind the slanted walls

Clowns and cops with prods with push you through the sinking floors

And send you down a slide where you'll arrive barely alive

And when you're much too old

They'll send you on your way

Should've been careful now your trampled overlooked and done

There's vultures and bankers circling above

Crooked stairs and rolling chairs will spit you at the reapers feet

Cash your tickets pull the lever

Now you are released

And since you're dead and gone

They're gonna bury you

And send you on your way