Last Year I Got Coal for Christmas

Last year I got coal for Christmas

I got put on Santa's naughty list (Again!)

Put a frog inside my teacher's desk – yeah, that was bad

But this year, I made sure I won't get missed

Last year I got coal for Christmas (Man!)

Didn't do my homework for a week (Okay, a month!)

But now I studied hard and nearly aced most every test

So this year's Christmas better be the best

Spent time with my old granny

Raking up her lawn

Took out the garbage every night (Ewww!)

Helped mama do the laundry

Cleaned up my room

Did every single chore in sight - (sigh)

Last year I got coal for Christmas (Aw, shucks!)

Every photo I just made a face - (babbling)

This year when we posed, I smiled sweetly like an angel

No more taking chances just in case

Last year I got coal for Christmas (Really?!)

Ate dessert before my dinner most of the time (Mmm! Cake!)

But this year I had vegetables with every single bite

I sure hope this year Santa gets it right (Come on, Santa!)

Spent time with my old granny

Raking up her lawn

Took out the garbage every night (She eats so much!)

Helped mama do the laundry

Cleaned up my room

Did every single chore in sight (Aw, gross!)

Last year I got coal for Christmas (For crying out loud!)

I go to bed and never brush my teeth - (exhales)

Now I bring my toothbrush each and every place I go

So that tree better got my presents underneath

This year, no more coal for Christmas (Yes!)

Santa took me off the naughty list (Woo-hoo!)

I might keep it up because it's really not so bad

So Santa, just bring presents

Please, dear Santa, no more lessons

Next year, Santa, just bring presents, I insist!

Seriously