LYRICS
Seymour Skinner:Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.
We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.
Children:We are the mediocre Presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
There's William Henry Harrison.
Harrison:I died in thirty days!
Children:We...
Are...
The...
Adequate, forgettable,
Occasionally regrettable
Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!