Trash of the Titans: Before The Garbage Man!/The Garbageman

Homer:John Paul, how are the new uniforms?

Do they match the suede boots?

Beautiful. Did you get the new trucks?

Are they amphibious?

Well, there's only one way to find out: We can always buy more.

Lisa:Wow, Dad, you're really working hard.

Homer:Yes, I gotta work hard, honey. I made a lot of crazy promises.

Marge:I'm really proud of you, Homie. But can the garbage man really do all the things you said?

Homer:Oh, the garbage man can, Marge. The garbage man can.

Who can take your trash out?

Stomp it down for you?

Shake the plastic bag

And do the twisty thingy, too?

The garbage man.

Garbage men:Oh, the garbage man can.

Homer & garbage men:The garbage man can

And he does it with a smile

And never judges you.

Marge:Who can take this diaper?

Garbage man:I don't mind at all.

Chief Wiggum:Who can clean me up

Before the big Policeman's ball?

The garbage maaaaaaaaaaan.

Garbage men:Yes the Garbage Man can

U2:The sanitation folks

Are jolly friendly blokes,

Courteous and easy going.

They'll mop up when you're overflowing.

Bono:And tell you when your arse is showing.

Apu:Who can?

Sideshow Mel:Who can?

Flanders:Who can?

Oscar the Grouch:Who can?

Everyone:The Garbage Man can

Bart and Lisa:'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!

Everyone:He cleans the world...for...YOU!