The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson: No Regards/You're Checkin'

Lisa:Kickin' It: A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Center.

Marge:You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

Actor 1:How do you find the defendant?

Actress 1:He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent...

Actor 2:Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent...

Ensemble:Drinking and driving, narcotics posession...

Actor 2:And that's just page one of this ten-page confession.

Actor 1:I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,

But this is L.A. and you're rich and famous.

Actor 3:I'm checkin' in.

Ensemble:He's checkin' in.

Actor 3:I'm checkin' in.

Ensemble:Checkin', checkin' in.

Actor 3:mnm

No more pills or alcohol,

No more pot or demerol,

No more stinkin' fun at all.

I'm checkin' in.

Ensemble:He's checkin' in.

He's checkin' in.

Actor 4:No more lookin' pale and thin,

No more bugs beneath your skin.

Actor 3:Hey, that's just my aspirin!

Ensemble:Chuck it out!

You're checkin' in!

Bart:When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center.

Marge:Better start saving now, it's very expensive.

Lisa:Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.