Smithers:Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.
Mr. Burns:My, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
Joey Ramone:I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Johnny Ramone:Hey, up yours, Springfield!
Joey Ramone:One two three four!
The Ramones:Happy birthday to you! (Happy birthday!)
Happy birthday TO YOU!! (Happy birthday!)
Happy birthday, Burnsie!
Happy birthday TO YOU!!!
C. J. Ramone:Go to Hell, you old bastard!
Marky Ramone:Hey, I think they liked us.
Mr. Burns:Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers:Uh, sir, those aren't—
Mr. Burns:Do as I say!