Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) Cious: Turkey In

Lisa:We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?

Homer:You have my undivided attention.

Marge:Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions.

Lisa:(to Bart) Maestro, if you please.

Lisa (cont'd):If you wish to be our sitter,

Please be sweet and never bitter,

Help us with math and book reports.

Bart:Might I add: "Eat my shorts".

Lisa:Bart!

Bart:Just cuttin' through the treacle.

Lisa:If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.

Bart:Let me get away with moider.

Lisa:Teach us songs and magic tricks.

Homer:Might I add: no fat chicks.

Marge:Homer!

Lisa:The nanny we want

Is kindly and sage.

Homer:And one who will work

For minimum wage.

Lisa:Hurry, nanny,

Things are grim.

Grampa:I'll do it!

Bart and Lisa:Anyone but him!