We Are The Jokeys

Homer:What happened?

What is this place?

Jockey #1:Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.

Homer:Why are you talking like that?

Jockey #1:These are our real voices.We only talk like this on your surface world.

Homer:But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.

Jockey #1:All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.

All jockeys:Freaks...freaks...freaks...

We are the jockeys,

Jockeys are we,

We live underground

In a fiberglass tree.

Jockey #1:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...

Jockey #2:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.

Jockey #3:But all is not well in Jockey Town.

Jockey #4:Your renegade horse is making us frown.

Homer:Whadaya want me to do?

Jockey #3:Your horse must lose.

Homer:My horse must lose?

Jockey #5:No win!

Jockey #6:No show!

Jockey #3:No place!

Jockey #4:Just lose the stinkin' race.

Homer:And what if I refuse to lose?

Jockey #6:We'll eat your brain!

Homer:My horse must lose!

Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?

Jockey #1:No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.