LYRICS
Luigi Risotto:For you, pretty lady,
I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih.
And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.
Angelo:Yeah, I like-a to chew.
Marge:Thank you, fellas.
Lisa:Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?
Homer:That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.
You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream.
Comic Book Guy:You're like X-Men number three
In a mylar bag.
Snake Jailbird:You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag.
Mr. Burns:You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep.
Sea Captain:Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
Moe Szyslak:You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize.
Dr. Hibbert:Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease.
All:You're a sundae underneath
Two great big cherries.
Marge:Keep in mind they're only
Temporar-ar-ies.
All:Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you.
Mayor Quimby:And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
—dangerous criminals!
All:Hooray!
Homer:And they're all mine!
Marge:Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?
Homer:Oh, I was getting around to it.