A Fine Romance (Take 8 / Master Take)

作词 : Jerome Kern/Dorothy Fields

作曲 : Jerome Kern/Dorothy Fields

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance, my friend, this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle

A fine romance, you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts

I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow

A fine romance, I'll take jello

You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, with no quarrels

With no insults and all morals

I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants

I never get the chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance, my friend, this is

We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder

But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder

A fine romance, with no clinches

A fine romance, with no pinches

You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!

I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance