Mom I Really Hate You

作曲 : Matthias Nicoll Bossi

Where did it go wrong?

Left me here with a frozen heart

And a broken home

Started out so nice

I even changed the litter box once or twice

But now we’ve turned to ice

Was it so bad in our family?

See the pictures of you and me

(We were covered in fleas)

Give me one last chance

To fix the things that done you wrong

Or you can kick me in the pants

You gave us pain, pain, pain, pain, pain

Left us so low, low, low, low, low

It’s just too late to forgive you now

Go back and die you deadbeat mom

Don’t even try

We don’t want you

A washed-up bag of sleaze

Asking for forgiveness

Beggin’ on all four knees

(Two, three, four, on your knees)

Can we turn back time?

I’ve got my tail between my legs

Sorry for my crimes

I remember mackerel birthday cake (surprise!)

Leavin’ you truly was a big mistake

Now I’m growin’ old

My fur’s thin and my teeth are dull

Let me back into the fold (No way)

Hate, hate, hate you mom

I really hate you

I really, really hate you

No, no, no, no we won’t forgive you

We will never forgive you

Stop it, stop it, stop it

We’re pluggin’ our ears from the sound of your tears

You deserve to end your days alone in fear

I’d swim across a lake

Full of gators, sharks, and electric eels

To show you what’s at stake

(Gators and eels and snakes)

I’d walk across hot coals

Singe my whiskers and tender paws

To put some kibble in your bowl

So much better will this kitty be

You can trust me

I’m turning over a new leaf

Is it just too late?

Have I hurt you too much to open up the gate?