歌词
作曲 : Matthias Nicoll Bossi
Mrs. Mary Winston Jones
Could not have any children
When her hubby’s seed swam in
The lord above just killed ‘em. (Awww!)
Sad though it was, there’s a silver lining,
They bought two little kitties at the pound!
The tabbies started humpin’ and it led to quite a somethin’
Now a blissful family unit is found there.
The house is all a-bustle, with feline fur and muscle
And the Jones’ hearts have truly learned to sing.
The only problem now, is their just not knowing how
To keep those kitty titties in a sling.
Slipping on some poop in the bathroom hallway;
Limited to sleeping on the porch. (GET OUT!)
Neighbors throwing bottles at their heads on Fridays
Maybe they should kill ‘em. (Yeah!)
They shoulda had some children
Try some IVF or vitamins
Or yoga or a colon cleanse (What?)
The Joneses just aren’t making friends, those kitties are the bloody end
If they hadn’t named em, it’d be swell to flush em down the drinking well
Their life’s become a living hell...
But they’re so cute.
All of ‘em:
Abner, Ajax, Alfie, Alan, Alvin, Andy, Angus, Anton，
Archie, Arlo, Arnie, Artie, Aspen, Atlas, Banjo,
Banshee, Barney, Bartok, Batman, Beaver, Benji,
Benson, Bernie, Bilbo, Bogart, Bongo, Boofy,
Boombox, Bowtie, Braveheart, Bronson, Brubeck,
Bumhead, Butler, Cabbage, Carlos, Casper, Cado,
Chadwick，Chandler, Chauncey, Chester, Chicken,
Comet, Cooper, Cornbread, Cricket, Crunchy, Curly,
Curtis, Dallas, Derby, Dasher, Dereck, Dewey, Disco, Dogboy, Dozer, Dreckley, Elwood, Fatty,
Fearless, Fergus, Finley, Flapjack, Fonzi, Francis,
Fresco, Frostbite, Fuskis, Gary, Gavin, Geezer,
Gipper, Gizmo, Gobble, Grimble，Guido, Gumby,
Gustav, Haddock, Harold, Harvey, Hedwig, Herby,
Hobbes and Hopscotch, Ian, Igor, Ivan, Jasper,
Jelly, Jesus, Jimbo, Jojo, Jordatch, Jumpy, Kirby,
Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam, Linus, Magnus,
Mandrake, Marvin, Maynard, Mickey, Monkey,
Moses, Moustache, Nobby, Nomad，Norman,
Novak, Nugget, Outlaw, Pablo, Papa, Pedro,
Peppers, Pippin, Playboy, Quimby, Raffles,
Rampage, Reggie, Ringo, Rolex, Sanchez,
Sandstorm, Scooby, Skillet, Slapshot, Socko, Sooty,
Sultan, Swayze, Taboo, Tarzan, Tio, Toaster, Tofu,
Toothless, Vespa, Victor, Webster, Whamo, Woody,
Wrangler, Yoda
Ziggy！
Mrs. Mary Winston Jones
Could not have any children
When her hubby’s seed swam in
The lord above just killed ‘em.