Whole Package, Baby

作词 : Niki the Unicorn

作曲 : Niki the Unicorn

All I want is peace and quiet

I gave up fireworks long ago

I never ask for all the drama

But somehow I’m always writing songs

I know I have all this aura

I know I tick all the boxes

High tolerance and giving type

But is it my daddy issues?

Or my stupid romanticism?

I’m always proven right

I am a whole package, baby

The psychosis and angelic sides

You’ll get my episodes at midnights

But you’ll have my devotion for life

If you’re just a boy

Leave me alone and walk away

Too much to handle?

Then, go find someone less

Don’t lecture me

When you don’t even know yourself

Whole package, baby

Back off and leave it there

Decades of burden as a woman

Do you even know what’s in the dark?

I never asked for all the trauma

But somehow I survived writing songs

Is it my optimism?

Is it my witticism?

Yearning for love, the easy kind

I know I’m all in pieces

I know I needed saving

But you’re not a knight for a damsel in distress

I am a whole package, baby

The psychosis and angelic sides

You’ll get my episodes at midnights

But you’ll have my devotion for life

If you’re just a boy

Leave me alone and walk away

Too much to handle?

Then, go find someone less

Don’t lecture me

When you don’t even know yourself

Whole package, baby

Back off and leave it there

(I’m a whole package, baby)

Back off and leave it there

(Just leave me alone)

**** off and leave it there