#SELFIE

作曲 : Taggart

When Jason was at the table

I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me all night last night

and I don't know if it's a booty call or not

Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?

Did you see her?

She is so short and that dress is so tacky

Who wears cheetah?

It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness?

After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?

I really need one

But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I want to look tan

What should my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about "Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"“Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV“

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on

Thats so ratchet..

That girl is such a fake mode

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays?

OK lets go take some shots

Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh wait never mind I'm fine

Lets go dance

There's no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here?

Should I go home with him?

I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

主人声 : DJ Kee