In the Empire

Y&W

Ever since I was young,

You know,I hated dissension.

Among my peer groud,

It caused a whole lot of tension.

When the other kids were slouching,

I would stand at attention.

And I've　always looked so good in white.

Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma

And I rock a mean helmet

If I see a rebellion

Then you know I'm gonna quell it.

I'm a certified,full-blown.

Armor-wearing zealot

And it feels so good to know I'm always right.

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,

In the Empire...

You can be all that they want you want to be,

You get a 401k and your meals are free

In the Empire

In the Empire...

In the Empire

In the Empire...

I don't know but I've been told,

The Rebels need to be controlled

We'll round them up and put'em all in stocks,

But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks!

It's so not fair!

(I mean,why am I still on sock detail

when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander,

and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster

No,I mean,really,she failed that part of the exam four times.

She held it backwards and upside down.

But no,she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth,

and so she gets a promotion? what about me?

If they would just open their eyes,

they'd see that I've got everything it takes,

I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper evah!)

(you feelin'better?

Yeah.Thanks)

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,

In the Empire...

You can be all that they want you want to be,

You get march to the beat of conformity

In the Empire

In the Empire...

In the Empire

In the Empire...

In the Empire

In the Empire...

In the Empire