歌词
Ted: Hello?
Korean Elvis: Ted. This is your main man K.E.
I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP. You dig?
Marshall: Okay. Sorry about that.
Ted: Who…Was that Korean Elvis?
Marshall: I'll explain later. Hey, we're heading down to MacLaren's.
Ted: Actually, I'm at Robin's.
Yeah, and I might have done something bad.
I just lied and told her I broke up with Victoria.
Marshall: Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis,
but what the bleep are you doing, dude?
Ted: What do you expect from me? It's Robin!
Victoria's great, but it's Robin!
I've made up my mind, I'm gonna end it with Victoria.
Lily: Gonna?
Ted: Yes. First thing tomorrow.
Lily: Okay, but as of right now, at 2:45 a.m.
You still have a girlfriend.
Ted, I love you. I love Robin.
But if you do this right now,
your entire future with her will be built on a crime.
Just go home, Ted .
Don't do this the wrong way!
Ted: I hate how you're always right.
Lily: It's my best and most annoying trait.
Ted: Okay. I'm coming home. I'll see you soon.