
Marshall:Hey, baby. How's the dress place?
Lily: Well, everything's so fluffy and white.
It's like shopping in a marshmallow.
How's Barney's tailor?
Marshall: Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal.
It's like shopping in Barney's mind.
Lily: Good luck, baby.
Marshall: Bye.
Marshall: Hey, Barney? I'm not sure about this.
A tailor in the backroom of a pet store?
Barney: Look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not?
Ted, Sergei says stop moping around.
You're distracting him from his process.
Barney: You speak Ukrainian?
Ted: Guys. I'm kind of screwed here.
I don't wanna lose Victoria,
but I can't ask her to stay just for me.
And long-distance definitely isn't an option.
Marshall: No, no, no. No way.
You know who likes long-distance? Girls.
It's all talking and no ***. Kill me now.
Barney: Hey, don't knock long-distance relationships.
I really think they can work.
Ted: Really? You?
Barney: Absolutely.
I'm juggling four right now.
There's Lisa in Madrid.
There's Erica in Tokyo.
There's Laura in Denmark.
And Kelly on 34th Street.
The lass thinks I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney.