
Marshall: Oh, gosh.
Lily: Okay. Let's do this.
Marshall: It's okay. It's over.
Barney: So, did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton, like a roach.
Marshall: But it had mouse-like characteristics.
Gray-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know…
Barney: Did the horizontal, 10-legged, inter-species cha-cha?
Robin: That's impossible.
That simply can't happen.
Lily: But it can.
Marshall: And it has.
Lily: And it's pissed.