School Song

作曲 : Tim Minchin

My mummy says I'm a miracle.

My daddy says I'm his special little guy.

I am a princess,

And I am a prince.

Mum says I'm an angel. (x3)

So you think you're A-ble [able]

To survive this mess by B-ing [being]

A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],

There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].

If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort],

You're just wasting ener-G [energy],

'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history.

I

Have suffered in this J-ail [jail].

I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage] for ages,

This living h-L [hell],

But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember],

Back before my life had N-ded [ended],

Before my happy days were O-ver [over],

Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing] of the bell...

Like you I was Q-rious [curious],

So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions,

But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer,

Listen up and I will T-ch [teach] you a thing or two.

U [you], listen here, my dear,

You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line,

And if you cry it will be W [double, you] should stay out of trouble,

And remember to be X-tremely [extremely] careful.

Y?

Why? Did you hear what he said?

Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.]!

What's phys. ed.?

Physical education!

My mummy says I'm a miracle.

My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet.

School is really fun, according to my mum.

Dad says I would learn the alphabet.

The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid!

So you think you're A-ble [able]

To survive this mess by B-ing [being]

A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],

There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].

If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort],

You're just wasting ener-G [energy],

'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history.

I

Have suffered in this J-ail [jail].

I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage] for ages,

This living h-L [hell],

But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember],

Back before my life had N-ded [ended],

Before my happy days were O-ver [over],

Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing] of the bell...

Like you I was Q-rious [curious],

So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions,

But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer,

Listen up and I will T-ch [teach] you a thing or two.

You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line,

And if you cry it will be W [double, you] should stay out of trouble,

And remember to be X-tremely [extremely] careful.

Y?

Why? Did you hear what he said?

Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.]!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G

H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P

Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X

YYYYYYYY

Just you wait for phy-Z!