Stuck a.k.a the Cult Song (feat. Gabrielle Filloux)

作词 : Ernest Deriabin/Rachel Aberman

作曲 : Ernest Deriabin

Is this family, all these people at the table,

who are arguing about nothing and slightly  pissed off, I just coughed

Who would want that? I would

I know, right?

They all come, all these kids, with their parents.

Parents' hangry(hungry+angry) and angry their kids weren't ready to go.

I don't know

Who would want that? I would

It's a dinner full of people kids with their parents who drove all this way

And booked a crappy hotel room for 300 dollars a day

They might be over-barren but always come thru, cuz that's what parents are supposed to do

But...mine never comes thru

(Mine neither)

You too?

(Me too!)

Me Too!!!

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(^з^)-☆

Cuz my mom is a drunk

My mom is in a cult

My dad is dead

My dad is in a cult

My grandma never visits

My grandma's in a cult

NOW WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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My house is a mess

My house was bought by the cult

My car broke down

My car was sold by the cult

My stuff is all in storage

My stuff belongs to my cult

NOW WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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All morning I've been helping my BRO...

not really wanting to help him out though..

Cuz if I speaking honestly...

I always wanted him to end up wiz ME

All morning I've been watching folks make a stink over what they want to eat and drink

And I can't help but think they wouldn't last a day in my cult!!!~~~~ '~'

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My dog has fleas

My dog was killed by the cult

My cat ran away

My cat was worshipped by the cult '~'

My goldfish is depressed

And so AM I cuz I'm part of a cult

NOW WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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My school burned down

There's no schools in my cult

My favorite bar got raided

Wish they raided my cult

I was raised in New Jearsy

SO WAS I in a cult

NOW WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY  BRUNCH!

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So life sucks, life shits

And then you facking die

No one's coming to wipe your tears

when you cry

And if god God exists, then He forgot to care

My cult says God is a three-headed bear

Life bites, it isn't fair, not for me, not for us

I can't just sit here and sympathize while I can't afford a burger wiz fries

I'm sick of working hard all day, bringing them their breakfast flambé

Just think about the lives we have ahead

if we were being spoiled instead

But my rent is being raised

And I was raised

BY A CULT

I wish I was smart

I'm the smartest in my cult

I wish I had more friends

I need more friends outside my cult

I wish I had more money

My money's taken by my cult

NOW WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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What if I never marry

[Did I mention that I'm married]

Will I ever have kid

[to the leader of my cult]

Will I ever be happy

It is not a happy marriage

NOW WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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My neighbor is an a*shole

My neighbor is a member of a cult

It is a different cult

He's too loud

It's not my cult!

I really wanna punch him

He tried to recruit me, but I can't, leave my cult

SO WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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M:Have u heard about the war

F:My cult is at war

M:in Ukraine?

F:with my neighbor's cult

M: ???? and it really sucks cuz my grandma is in Ukraine and that's why she never vists

F:and many people have died for the three-headed bear

BUT WE'RE STUCK at THIS SUNDAY BRUNCH!

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I wanna leave my cult

I wanna joint a cult

And start my own cult~~~~

Can I join your cult?

But first I have to kill my husband

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Alright I'm back from the bathroom

Did I miss anything?