In Or Out (Pt. 1)

作词 : Shaina Taub/Mark Sonnenblick

作曲 : Elton John

It's been two weeks and she's still there

The new girl with the tragic hair

Those pleats in her skirt made my retinas hurt

Do you know her name?

Bitch, I don't care

She's so low on the ladder

She's practically the floor

Till Miranda says you matter

You're basically decor

I'd trade all my pay for more cachet

Miranda could make or break us today

Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch?

Are you all the rage or not so much?

Are you the hot new thing or do you got no clout?

Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out?

Baby, are you in or out?

Good morning, Miranda

Confirm the car in Miami

Then call the Four Seasons

And tell Marcel he'd better not put me at the table I had last time

Have the chef make the salad I like but without the frisée

And then tonight, go to James Holt's loft, pick up the sketch of my gown for the ball

Make sure it is the only thing on my desk

When I return from the girls' recital tomorrow morning

That's all

Yes, Miranda

She's hung on for a month somehow

She kinda fixed her unibrow

A month isn't long, she's still totally wrong

But Miranda seems appeased

For now

Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch?

Are you all the rage or not so much?

Are you the hot new thing or do you got no clout?

Are you in or out? Baby, are you in or out?

Andy, are you in or out?

Um, excuse me, I'm looking for James Holt?

Uh, that is him right there

Uh, is he always surrounded like that?

Pretty much

You want some liquid courage before making your approach?

I'm here to pick up something for Miranda Priestly

You're a Miranda girl?

Uh, or Andy

Got it, it's Christian

Wait, you're not Christian Thompson?

That's me

Oh my God, I thought you looked familiar

Wait, you write for, like, every magazine I love

Right, so this is, like, your scene?

I guess it is now, though, you wanna know something?

I bet you are the only person in this room who has read anything that I've written

No way

I'm pretty sure

God, I actually reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper

So you're a writer too? You should send me your stuff then

Yes?

Christian, who's your friend?

She's here to pick up something for Miranda

You're a Miranda girl?

Or Andy

Okay, hold on a sec

You know, you will never survive Miranda

I know, I know, I don't look the part

No, no, that is not what I meant

Okay, Miranda girl, this is the sketch of her gown for the ball

Also the centerpiece of my latest collection, so top-secret stuff

I'll guard it with my life

Oh, and, uh, tell her I'm sorry for the delay

I will, uh, sorry, I have to take this

Good luck

Hi Miranda, I just picked up the sketch from James Holt's party, um

My flight has been canceled, some absurd weather problem

I need to get home tonight

The twins' recital's in the morning and I promised Steven I would be there

Absolutely, let me see what I can do

Are you on the pulse or have you lost your touch?

Are you all the rage or not so much?

Finally, you must be starving

Hold on

Hi, I'm trying to get a flight for my boss from Miami to New York tonight?

I made you a grilled cheese

Shh!

What do you mean nothing is flying out? What, a hurricane?

There's like eight bucks of jarlsberg in there

Nate, seriously, if I don't get Miranda home tonight, she's going to murder me

Yes, I will hold

It's almost 10 o'clock, why are you still working?

Because I don't have a choice

Miranda, hi

I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one's flying out 'cause of the weather, so—

Ugh, please

It's just, I don't know, drizzling

Find anyone who has a jet

This is your job

Get me home

Oh, are you on your game or have you lost your touch?

The girl for the job or not so much?

Are you the hot new thing or is your spot in doubt?

Are you in or out? Andy, are you in or out?

Andy, time is running out

Oh my God, I can't get her home

What does she expect you to do?

Call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?

No, of course not

Could I do that?

Andy, are you (Andy, are you)

In or out?