Everybody’s Looking At Me

作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre Young/K. Gordy

作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre Young/K. Gordy

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

**** is so crazy

Everybody's looking at me

It's like

Everybody's looking at me

Everywhere I go I'm in the spotlight

Everybody's looking at me

From the moment I wake up it's

Lights action cameras flashin'

Managers sponsors concerts monster mashin'

Moshing everyone thrashing

Laughing lashing in arrogant fashion

Type who might throw his underwear in the trash

And wipe his ass at the American flag like Marilyn Manson

Ha-ha

Updated Axl Rose

White version of Shaft pimp slappin' hoes

Pull up like a Mac jet black limos

Stretch so far back can't see the back windows

Steppin' out pink hats furs and minks

***** on each arm what the **** you think?

****

Right arm got that kid from * NSYNC's ***** on it

Britney

Left arm got that little P!nk chick on it

Me and Dre at the VMA's again

Pissin' off these lesbians and gays again

It's rainin' men

Strut as we walk the carpet

Stop under the tarp and talk to Carson

What Up?

BJ's pleadin' with us not to start ****

Not to stomp the **** out of Chocolate Starfish

Pose for the snapshots paparazzi

Everybody's eyes are watchin'

Just trying to guess what I'ma do next waitin' to see

I just walk in sit down and take my seat it's like

What the hell are you looking at

What do I look like a crook?

(I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)

I'm not no criminal I'm just a plain old guy so

(And I have no privacy)

Keep them opinions and walk on by

(Woah-oh)

I said what the hell are you looking at

What do I look like a crook?

(I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)

I'm not no criminal I'm just a plain old guy so

(And I have no privacy)

Keep them opinions and walk on by

(Woah-oh)

Arrested for gun possession

Have I learned my lesson?

**** no 'nother Smith & Wesson

Pissed off pistol whippin' let's picked contestants

Mr. Just-can't-use-his-fist-for-weapons

Lookin' around for some next **** to step in

Twisted rep y'all got a misconception

I wonder would I be misunderstood

If I wasn't from the hood

I was from some good uppity-dum suburb in some upscale community

I guess you can see what trailers do to me

Grow up not give a **** fail in school and be cool as me

Scream **** sluts jail and jewelry

I never woulda dreamed women ever woulda screamed

My name louder than *** when she's arguing with me

It's hard for me to be humble and still have it

And me to rumble with anybody who wants to

I must prove I'm no punk he's punch too

It's for uncle I know you're watching

And I'm much too much pride to show you that I'm hurtin' inside

I never let my guard down this curtain is wide open and I

What the hell are you looking at

What do I look like a crook?

(I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)

I'm not no criminal I'm just a plain old guy so

(And I have no privacy)

Keep them opinions and walk on by

(Woah-oh)

I said what the hell are you looking at

What do I look like a crook?

(I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)

I'm not no criminal I'm just a plain old guy so

(And I have no privacy)

Keep them opinions and walk on by

(Woah-oh)

My private life is Springer 5 times a night

See it via satellite live right on site and hold on tight

**** **** the Tyson fight

You might see my **** try suicide tonight

See I done ****** up and told so much

It's probably the only reason I sold so much

'Cause y'all know so much what's left to do?

But try to keep my pointy ass nose out of the news

'Cause newsflash it travel faster than lightning rods

Oh God he's on stage with Elton John

He's got a ************* pink GLAAD T-Shirt on

Huggin' a homosexual flippin' the cameras off

But at the Grammys?

Thought Slim hated the Grammys

No I said "You think I give a damn about a grammy?"

You never answered me

Now had you have asked me

I'da told you exactly why I wasn't here last year

See there's nominees for the best album

Rap's got a separate category now how come?

What are we peons?

**** Celine Dion

Pee on your corny award show you want me on

But guess what?

That means you win

I can't give in and let y'all beat me again

Plus this year

My record's almost diamond

I'm in the same category as Paul Simon

Ain't no other rapper in the category I'm in

But they're callin' me to stage tellin' me I win

So just as I go on to approach the podium

The crowd's goin' nuts like they're about to explode or somethin'

Expecting me to give some acceptance speech

That's gonna knock each ************ out of their seats

But the truth is I ain't got **** to say

Except thanks you shoulda gave this **** to Dre so

What the hell are you looking at

What do I look like a crook?

(I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)

I'm not no criminal I'm just a plain old guy so

(And I have no privacy)

Keep them opinions and walk on by

(Woah-oh)

I said what the hell are you looking at

What do I look like a crook?

(I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)

I'm not no criminal I'm just a plain old guy so

(And I have no privacy)

Keep them opinions and walk on by

(Woah-oh)

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me

Everybody's looking at me