Horny '98

You got me horny in the morning and you know uh oh

I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone

I sent a message through the internet but it rejected

I wrote a letter and I sent it but uh oh oh

The postage takes so long, so I got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?

And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Yeah)

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Oh Feel it man)

So horny

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I search from town to town but I can't find my bedroom

Now I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon

In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues

But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you

Now we'll keep searching' on, this feeling's much too strong

My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

(Sid: You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but it’s actually a metaphor see)

So horny, horny, horny, horny (For being horny, it’s genius.)

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?)

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen, Matt, are ya still listening?)

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch!)

All night long, I'm horny all night long (Matt, goddamn it! Pick up the phone!) (Matt: I'm still here.)

I'm horny all night long (Sid: Hi Matt.)

I'm horny all night long (Sid: See, check this part out right here man.)

I'm horny all night long

I'm horny all night long

I'm horny all night long

I'm horny all night long

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?

And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do

Matt: This isn’t, we, we said no to this song, like, a month ago, it sucks!

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Sid: Listen Matt, you know I agree with you, you know I always agree with you, right?

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!

So horny, I’m horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you don't understand, it’s European! Matt: I don't care about that!

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny

Sid: What if it’s the last song on the album? Matt: No. Sid: Ok, what if it’s the first song on the album? Matt: No.

So horny, I’m horny, horny, horny tonight Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard to do it? Matt: No!

Matt: All we ever wanted to do is have South Park Album.

Sid: I agree.

Matt: And now we’re gonna slap some shit on to it, it’s magic.

Sid: I agree! I mean, that’s, that’s why, uh.

Matt: No, this song is NOT going on the South Park Record! It’s NOT going on the album!

Sid: Matt, ok, listen, you know what, ok Matt, this is you and me talking here, Matt. Y-you said no, you listened to it, you said no so I'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt?

Because I'm your guy