Stone Cold Crazy

Sleeping very soundly on a saturday morning

I was dreaming i was al capone

There's a rumour going 'round, gotta clear out of town

Yeah I'm smelling like a dry fish bone

Here come the law, gonna break down the door

Gonna carry me away once more

Never, never, I never want it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know

~~solo~~

Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon

And she's playing on my slide trombone

Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know, wow

~~solo~~

Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet

With my rubber tommy water gun

Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and getta me

I gotta get me get up and run

They got the sirens loose, I ran right outta juice

They're gonna put me in a cell

If i can't go to heaven, will they let me go to hell?

Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know

~~end~~