Lumberjack Christmas/No One Can Save You From Christmases Passed

One, two, three, four!

Oh, no, the rugged soul

The great backyard and the cold North Pole

I resent that Santa went and

Left us in the Alamo

Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?

Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink?

The only one condition (the only one)

I've got the premonition (I've got a clue)

That Christmas is a vision (For Christmas)

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

If drinking makes it easy (So pass one here)

The music's kinda cheesy (And sing a cheer)

The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV screen)

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Dreams go and stay below

The cattle call and the old dark soul

I respect that Santa left

To save his kids from the winter cold

Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?

Mistletoe and chestnuts roasting on the street

The only one condition (the only one)

I've got the premonition (I've got a clue)

That Christmas is a vision (For Christmas)

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

If drinking makes it easy (So pass one here)

The music's kinda cheesy (And sing a cheer)

The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV screen)

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

No one can save you from Christmas's past

You'll have to love it or leave it at last

No one can save you from Christmas's past

You'll have to love it or leave it at last

No one can save you from Christmas's past

You'll have to love it or leave it at last

No one can save you from Christmas's past

You'll have to love it or leave it at last

No one can save you from Christmas's

Santa clause can save you. I love Santa Clause. He saved Christmas from the Martians. He gave them good gifts. Santa Claus saved us from the Martians. He gave them lots of kisses, and presents. I love Santa Claus. Fun things to eat. Hi. Candy canes, marshmallows, popcorn balls. I love you Santa Claus