Hip To Be Square

I used to be a renegade I used to fool around

But I couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down

Now I'm playing it real straight and yes I cut my hair

You might think I'm crazy but I don't even care

Because I can tell what's going on

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

I like my bands in business suits I watch them on TV

I'm working out most every day and watching what I eat

They tell me that it's good for me but I don't even care

I know that it's crazy

I know that it's nowhere

But there is no denying that

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

So hip to be square

It's not too hard to figure out you see it every day

And those that were the farthest out have gone the other way

You see them on the freeway it don't look like a lot of fun

But don't you try to fight it an idea whose time has come

Don't tell me that I'm crazy

Don't tell me I'm nowhere

Take it from me

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

So hip to be square

Tell them boys

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip so hip to be a square

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip so hip to be a square

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip so hip to be a square

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip

Here there and everywhere

Hip hip so hip to be a square

Here's to Patrick Bateman