歌词
Ha ha.
Looks like you could use some help
from the big boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on yelp
'Five Stars'
'Flawless'
'Greater than great!'
Oh, with a punch of a pentagram
I wap bap boom alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate!
'Thanks dad!'
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef
'Woh oh oh!'
Michelin tasting menu free a la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains,
caviar mountains,
that's just a start!
Alastor: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun
Your executive producer
Charlie: That's true!
Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!
Charlie: Oh you!
Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
You're like the child that I wish that I had
Lucifer: Uh, what?
Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
Lucifer: Hold on now!
Alastor: It's a little funny!
You could almost call me
dad
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power
Who just happens to also be your blood
Alastor: Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
Lucifer: What a bunch of losers
Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?
Lucifer: Your song? I started this.
Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Mimzy: It's me!
Yes, it's me!
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here
What a gas
Took a while but I'm present at last
It's me
It's me
Mimzzzzyyyyyyy
Lucifer: Who?