Lodi Dodi

作曲 : Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.

Yeah, gotta say whats up to my nigga slick rick

For those who dont like it, eat a *****

But for those who with me, sing that shit

As it go a little something like this

La di da di, we likes to party

We dont cause trouble, we dont bother nobody

Were, just some *****z whore on the mic

And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic

For all my doggs keepin yall in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

Cuz its cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin

Which we create, cuz thats our mission

So listen close, to what we say

Because this types of shit happens every-day

I woke up around 10 oclock in the mornin

I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up

I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup

And said um mirror mirror, on, the wall

Who is the top dogg of them all?

There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, you are you conceited bastard

Well thats true, thats why we never have no beef

So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf

Used oil of olay, cuz my skin gets pale

And then I got the file, for my fingernails

Im true to the style on my behalf

I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new doggy underwear

For all the ******* I might take home

I got the johnson baby powder and cool water cologne

Now Im fresh, dressed, like a million bucks

Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks

Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no

I went back in, I forgot my indo

Then I dilly

I bumped into this smoker named

This was a girl playin hard to get

So I said whats wrong? cuz she looked upset

She said um

Its all because of you, Im feelin said and blue

You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days

I love you so, how much youll never know

Cause you took your **** away from me

A-huh, a-huh, ahuh

Damn, now what was I to do

Shes cryin over me and she was feelin blue

I said, um, dont cry, dry your eye

And here comes your mother with those two little guys

Her mean mother steps then says to me hi!!

Decked sally in the face and punched her in the eye

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The ******* was strong, the kids was gone

Somethin was wrong I said, what was goin on?

I tried to break up, I said, stop it, just leave her!

She said, if I cant smoke none, she cant either!

She grabbed my closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks

But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick

They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my *****

And sayin....

Why dont you give me a play

So we can brake it down the long beach way

And if you give me that okay

Ill give you all my love today

Doggy, doggy, doggy, cant you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Doggy dogg, your love is here to stay

And on and on and on she kept goin

The shit been around before my mothers born!

I said, cheer up! so I gave her a hit

I said, you cant have me, Im too young for you *******!

She said, no youre not, then she starts cryin

I says Im nineteen, she says, stop lyin!

I says, I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled *******, I cant be your lover

Yeah, uhh, tic toc you dont stop

And to the, ah tic toc and you dont quit

Yeah, tic toc and ya dont stop, and to the

Ah tic toc and ya dont quit, beeeotch!