
[00:00]This was a triumph
[00:04]I'm making a note here:
[00:09]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
[00:29]Except the ones who are dead
[00:32]But there's no sense crying over every mistake
[00:36]You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
[00:40]And the science gets done
[01:20]And as it burned, it hurt because
[01:30]And we're out of beta
[02:20]Look at me still talking when there's science to do
HUGE SUCCESS!
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone there to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
THAT WAS A JOKE
Ha ha,fat chance
Anyway,this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you are dead and I will be still alive
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE