
作曲 : Glenn Gould
Lennie Bernstein wants to do Boulez,
No no, Stockhausen too?
No no, Lennie, no you can't, /Lennie Bernstein wants to do Boulez,
Why must you be so damn avant? /No no, Stockhausen too?
damn avant?/Stockhausen too?
Yes, that's what I said: Stockhausen too./must you be so damn avant?
And just to make the matter worse,
Old Igor now sets Robert's verse,
Old Igor now sets Robert's verse, /sets Robert's verse,
What a silly thing to do! /sets Robert's verse,
And just to make the matter worse, /How very silly can you get?/I'm so sick of Robert's verse,
But Igor now sets Robert's most medieval verse/Old Igor now sets Robert's verse/Poor young Bobby's verse.
Well, it's true that Isaac Stern's New disc to Stephen Foster turns,
But this barely compensates
For George and Rudi's latest dates.
Oh, we're all uncommercial here,
Our sales get worse from year to year.
From year to year our sales get worse,
and that's the sober message of our verse: