Don't Bring Lulu (Remastered 2002)

作曲 : Ray Henderson/Lew Brown/Billy Rose

"Your presence is requested," wrote little Johnny White,

"But with is invitation, there is a stipulation,

When you attend this party, you'll all be treated right, but

There's a wild and wooly woman you boys can't invite, now.

You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl,

but don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Rose with the turned up nose,

but don't bring Lulu.

Lulu always wants to do, what we boys don't want her to,

When she struts her stuff around,

London bridge is falling down,

You can bring cake or Porterhouse steak,

but don't bring Lulu.

Lulu gets blue and she goes cuckoo like the clock on the shelf,

She's the kind of smartie who breaks up every party,

Hullabaloo loo, don't bring Lulu,

I'll bring her myself.

We all went to the party, a real hi-toned affair,

Then along came Lulu, wild as any Zulu,

She started into Charleston,

and how the boys did stare, but

When she did the hula-hula,

then she got the air.

You can bring Nan with the old dead pan,

but don't bring Lulu.

You can bring Tess with her "no" and "yes",

but don't bring Lulu.

Lulu has the reddest hair,

redder here and redder there,

How can we boys keep our head

Bulls go wild when thsy see red.

You ca bring peas and crullers and cheese,

but don't bring lulu.

Give her two beers and she tears portiers

and she throws cups off the shelf

When she loves with feeling,

the boys all hit the ceiling.

Hullabalooloo, don't bring lulu

She'll come here herself!