Hell Is Forever

[Charlie] I know hell's population is out of control

It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll

but if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls

At my hazbin hotel

Wait I'm getting ahead of myself

Oh right Extermination

I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year

And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here

And if they join you in heaven

That trip disappears!

You can wave that chore farewell

It will be a happy day in he-

[Adam]

Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time

If what you're suggesting

Is letting them climb up the ladder

Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates?

[Charlie] Oh, um-

[Adam]

Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fate

Cause hell is forever!

Whether you like it or not

they have their chance to behave better

Now they boil in the pot!

Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in trying to fight it

They are burning for their lives

Until we kill 'em again!

Just try to chillax, babe

You're wasting your breath

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!

Are they winners? Are they sinners?

Cause it's cut and dried

[Charlie] (well actually, if you take a look-)

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye out

When all said and done

There's the question of fun

And for those of us with divine ordainment

Extermination is entertainment!

Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo!

F*ck ya!

(Imitating guitar sounds)

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better

Now they boil in a pot

Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in trying to fight it

They are burning for their lives

Until we kill 'em again!

F*cking hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot!

So give up your dumb endeavor

cause you don't have a shot

Long as I got your attention

I guess I should probably mention

That we've made this determination

To move up the next extermination

[Charlie] What?

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts

I know it's just been a week

But we'll be back in six months!

[Charlie] Um, wait, didn't you-

Ugn, sh*t!