I Just Took A Shit

作词 : William Ryan

作曲 : William Ryan

I need a s#@t, I need to park my bottom on the seat

Do I fart or shart my meat?

How much paper do I need?

Half a roll next to my cleeves, just in case it dribbles down to my knees

A half a pound of raw messy from my belly

Almost let it go when I watched the telly

It's getting pretty damn smelly

But now my grandma's coming to visit

And if she sees my stank, she'll go into cardiac

My grandma's got bad timing

'Cus I just sat down and about to brown

Oh no, here comes my poo

Oh no, what must I dooooo?

I just took a s#@t, and now my grandma's dead, god damn it

And now the funeral costs are rampant

I should've kept my cheeks tight

Could've timed it right, but now she's said goodnight

I'm no longer in the will

F@!k, I'm sad, beaten by my Dad

(Bah come here, you little ****!)

But at least he's glad

(The son has been whipped)

I got beaten by my Dad

(Because I took a s#@t)

And my Grandma's dead

(Because I took a s#@t)

I'm now kicked outside

(Because I took a s#@t)

And now my ass is wide

I'm not good for your health

F@!k it, I kill myself

But first a s#@t

(HEEEEURRRRGHHHH REEALLY NEED TO S#@T)

Tell it how it is

HEEEEEUGUGUUGHAOOOOOAGH

S#@t in my pants

S#@T IN MY PAAAAAHANHAAAAAAAANTTTS

I need to *reverb.fart.mp3*