Pirelli's Miracle Elixir

制作人 : Alex Lacamoire

指挥家 : Fred Lassen

作词 : Stephen Sondheim

作曲 : Stephen Sondheim

Toby:Ladies and Gentlemen!May I have your attention please?

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair

To discover your pillow is covered with hair

What ought not to be there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

From now on you can waken with ease.

You need never again have a worry or care,

I will show you a miracle marvelous rare,

Gentlemen, you are about to see something wot rose From the dead!

On the top of my head.

Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen,

I was suddenly struck with a rare Oriental disease.

Though the finest physicians in London were called,

I awakened one morning amazed and appalled

To discover with dread that my head was as bald,As a novice's knees!

I was dying of shame

Till a gentleman came,

An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name.

He gave me a liquid as precious as gold.

I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told,

And behold!

Less than thirty days old!

'Twas Pirelli's Miracle elixir

That's what did the trick, sir,True, sir, true.

Was it quick, sir?Did it in a tick, sir,

Just like an elixir Ought to do!

How about a bottle, mister?

Only costs a penny, guaranteed.

Customer:Penny buys a bottle, I don't know

You don't need,Ah, let's go

Toby:Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir?

You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique.

Rub a minute.

Stimulatin', in'it?

Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week!

Penny buys a bottle,guaranteed.

Customer:Penny buys a bottle,might as well

How about a sample?

Go ahead and try it, wot the hell

Toby:Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell?

Customer:Penny buys a bottle, does it?

Customer:Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement?

Toby:Gently dab it, gets to be a habit

Soon there'll be enough, sir,Somebody can grab it.

See that chap with Hair like Shelley's?

You can tell 'e's Used Pirelli's!

Customer:Let me have that bottle

Customer:Make that two!

odd: Pardon me Ma'am what's that awful stench

Mrs. Lovett: Are we standing near an open trench

Must be standing near an open trench

oby:Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir

Anything what's slick sir, soon sprouts curls

Try Pirelli's, when they see how thick Sir

You can have your pick sir of the girls.

Wanna buy a bottle, Mister?

Todd/Mrs. Lovett: What is this?

Smells like piss

Mrs. Lovett: Smells like...Ugh.

He says it smells like piss.

Wouldn't touch it if I was you dear

Todd: This is piss, piss with ink

Customer:Let me smell that bottle I don't want no ink piss!

Mrs. Lovett: What does that smell like to you, sir?

Customer:Gives back our money!

Todd: Where is this Pirelli?

Customer:Yeah, where is this Pirelli?

Toby:Let Pirelli's activate your roots Sir

Todd: Keep it off your boots, Sir, eats right through

Customer:Go and get Pirelli!

Toby:Yes get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it, Ladies seem to love it

Mrs. Lovett: Flies do too.

Customer:Hand the bloody money over!

Toby:See Pirelli's Miracle Elixir

Grow a little wick, sir Then some fuzz

The Pirelli's soon'll make it thick,sir

Like a good elixir always does!

Trust Pirelli's if your hair is sick, sir

Fix it in the nick, sir Don't look grim

Just Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That'll do the trick, sir

Customer:What about the money?

Toby:If you've got it a kick, sir

Customer:What about the money? Where is this Pirelli?

Go and get Pirelli! What about our money?

Toby:Talk to him!

音频助理 : Matthew Soares/Matthew Sullivan

监制 : Andrea Craig

母带工程师 : Brian Lucey

录音工程师 : Derik Lee

人声 : Annaleigh Ashford/Gaten Matarazzo/Josh Groban

人声录音 : Bri Holland

附加制作 : Ian Kagey

混音师 : Jason LaRocca