
制作人 : Alex Lacamoire
指挥家 : Fred Lassen
作词 : Stephen Sondheim
作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[MRS. LOVETT:]
That's all very well.
What're we gonna do about him?
[TODD:]
Later on, when it's dark,
we'll take him to some secret place and bury him.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Well, of course, we could do that.
I don't suppose he's got any relatives going to come poking around looking for him.
You know me,
bright ideas just pop into my head and I keep thinking...
Seems a downright shame…
[TODD:]
Shame?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice plump frame
Wot's-his-name
Has...
Had...
Has...
Nor it can't be traced
Business needs a lift
Debts to be erased
Think of it as thrift
As a gift...
If you get my drift...Huh?
No?
Seems an awful waste
I mean
With the price of meat what it is
When you get it
If you get it-
[TODD:]
Ha ha ha…
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Good, you got it
Take, for instance
Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop
Business never better, using only pussycats and toast
And a p***y's good for maybe six or seven at the most
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste...
[TODD:]
Mrs. Lovett
What a charming notion
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Well, it does seem a waste
[TODD:]
Mrs. Lovett
How I've lived without you all these years
[MRS. LOVETT:]
It's an idea
[TODD:]
I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable
How choice!
How rare!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Think about it
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be coming for a shave
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!
[TODD:]
For what's the sound of the world out there?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
What, Mr. Todd, what, Mr. Todd
What is that sound?
[TODD:]
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, Mr. Todd
Yes, all around
[TODD:]
It's man devouring man, my dear—
[TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
And who are we to deny it in here?
[TODD:]
Ah, these are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett.
And desperate measures are called for.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Here we are, hot from the oven
[TODD:]
What is that?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
It's priest
Have a little priest
[TODD:]
Is it really good?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Sir, it's too good, at least
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh
So it's pretty fresh
[TODD:]
Awful lot of fat
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Only where it sat
[TODD:]
Haven't you got poet
Or something like that?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
No, you see the trouble with poet
Is how do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!
[TODD:]
Hmmm…Heavenly!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Ah~
[TODD:]
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
But then not as bland as curate, either
[MRS. LOVETT:]
And good for business-
Always leaves you wanting more.
Trouble is, we only get it in Sundays.
Lawyer's rather nice
[TODD:]
If it's for a price
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Order something else, though, to follow
Since no one should swallow it twice
[TODD:]
Anything that's lean
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Well, then, but if you're British and loyal
You might enjoy Royal Marine
Anyway, it's clean
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been
[TODD:]
Is that squire
On the fire?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Mercy no, sir
Look closer
You'll notice it's grocer
[TODD:]
Looks thicker
More like vicar
[MRS. LOVETT:]
No, it has to be grocer—it's green!
[TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
Hahahahaha!
[TODD:]
The history of the world, my love
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Save a lot of graves
Do a lot of relatives favors
[TODD:]
Is those below serving those up above
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Everybody shaves
So there should be plenty of flavors
[TODD:]
How gratifying for once to know-
[TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
That those above will serve those down below!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Now, let's see...
We've got…tinker?
[TODD:]
Something…pinker.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Mm, tailor?
[TODD:]
Hmmm…paler.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Potter?
[TODD:]
Hotter.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Butler?
[TODD:]
Subtler!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Locksmith?
[TODD:]
Err…
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Lovely bit of clerk
[TODD:]
Maybe for a lark
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Then again, there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark
Try the financier
Peak of his career
[TODD:]
That looks pretty rank
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Well, he drank
It's a bank cashier
Last one really sold
Wasn't quite so old
[TODD:]
Have you any beadle?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Next week, so I'm told
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it
And notice how well it's been greased
Stick to priest
Now this may be a bit stringy,
But then again, it's fiddle player
[TODD:]
Ah, no, no, no, that's not fiddle player.
That's piccolo player.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
How can you tell?
[TODD:]
Because it's piping hot!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Then blow on it first!
[TODD:]
The history of the world, my sweet
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Oh, Mr. Todd, ooh, Mr. Todd
What does it tell?
[TODD:]
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat
[MRS. LOVETT:]
And, Mr. Todd, too, Mr. Todd
Who gets to sell
[TODD:]
But fortunately, it's also clear
[TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
That everybody
Goes down well with beer!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Since marine doesn't appeal to you,
How about Rear Admiral?
[TODD:]
Too salty. I prefer General.
[MRS. LOVETT:]
With or without his privates?
Wi- "With" is extra!
[TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
Hahahahaha!
[TODD:]
What is that?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
It's fop
Finest in the shop
Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top
And I've just begun
Here's the politician; so oily
It's served with a doily
Have one?
[TODD:]
Put it on a bun
Well, you never know if it's going to run
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Try the friar
Fried, it's drier
[TODD:]
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Then actor—
That's compacter
[TODD:]
Yes, and always arrives overdone
I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Wait! True, we don't have judge yet,
But we've got something you might fancy even better
[TODD:]
What's that?
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Executioner~
[TODD:]
Have charity towards the world, my pet
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Yes, yes, I know, my love
[TODD:]
We'll take the customers that we can get
[MRS. LOVETT:]
High-born and low, my love
[TODD:]
We'll not discriminate great from small
No, we'll serve anyone
[MRS. LOVETT:]
Meaning anyone
[TODD & MRS. LOVETT:]
And to anyone
At all!
音频助理 : Matthew Soares/Matthew Sullivan
母带工程师 : Brian Lucey
人声 : Josh Groban
录音工程师 : Derik Lee
人声录音 : Bri Holland
附加制作 : Ian Kagey
混音师 : Jason LaRocca