Happy Day In Hell

作词 : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg

作曲 : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg

I can do this

somehow I know it

I'll get heacen behind my plans

Charlie hold on

There's just no way I could blow it

Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance

It's just a meeting

To change their minds and touch their hearts

Or whatever angels have

This could be bad.

Cheer up Vaggie

This could be swell

Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell

Okay but just don't sing to them.

That bitch is halfway down the street.

Is she...

Oh she's dancin'

Ugh..no!

There's warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air

Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare

It's a reaim so appealing it beats anywhere

If you don''t mind the smell

It's a happy day in hell

Hi Mister!

Go **** yourself!

There's an endless trashfire that's burning my soul

Hello!

Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole

Uh,excuse me

Doing what is required we all have our roles

I'm not doing well

Another shitty day in hell

If I can show them the dream I've dreamed

That any soul can change

Cuz angels'minds are hard to change

And they'll know everyone can be redeemed

From the evil to the strange

They are bloodthirsty and deranged

I can hear all their stories

The lost and displaced

And I know that they're more of an acquired taste

But if I open the door and I give them a place

At my Hazbin Hotel

It'll be a happy day in Hell

From the porn studio

Where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukake shows

To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown

Cuz-holy shit oh my gosh

WHY???

And I don't give a crow that

His brain's got in my eye

Cuz I know I can spare them

From Heaven's genocide

I'can do this,I just know it

There's andless trashfire that's burning my soul

I'll get heaven behind my plans

There's just no way I could blow it

I kinda like that barbed wire that shoved in my hole

Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance

To change their minds

And touch my parts

Uh...no thank you,I'm just gonna

Fulfill my destiny

Your loss,bitch!

I can already tell

Today is gonna be a ****ing happy day in Hell