Da First Date

(Tastes good, tastes good, tastes good)

So what's up with you right now?

What you mean what's up with me?

What's up with you?

I'm trying to find out what you want to do

I think, I need to go home chill out, relax

I think, you need to go with me and lay down and relax with me

Naw, it's too early for that

Too early?

I been thinking about it for a long time

But I just met you,

I don't do that on the first date

Been with a man you should have been doing it girl

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

You ain't getting none

The *************t started off real well

Real swell the ************* was talking lovely

She got me scooping her from the crib say around 8:30

It'll be my first time hitting this *************,

I gotta work

I call me *************

Big L for about two ounces to serve

I jumped in some kinda fresh smelling like, is it me?

I'm thinking

I know, I'm anxious this ************* is beeping me

This one right here is too wheezy,

I'm damn near scared of that

But I'ma let you boys know when

I take care of that

I'm pulling up to the crib lights out

I hit her

Nextel celli tell her to come on out

Stepping out of the crib sexy looking bad as hell

I'm knowing goddamn well

I'm 'bout to get in that tail

So we pulled out first stop

J & S liquor store

Don't you play no games young boy, you know that's where

I gotta go

She talking about going back to my crib but that ain't trying to happen

I changed the subject poured another cup and

I kept on yapping

Jumped on the title of six hoping the hoe peeps game

Hickeys all over her neck so

I know she got a man

I'm coming out can we *************?

I'm on my period

************* the lies

So I dropped the trick off

At the first stop sign

And I'ma holla hoe

My conversates

I'm trying to ************* on the first date

Weaving all on that oil but still you hesitate

I'm wasting time with this funk ass *************

Riding round with this drunk ass *************

Hoe let it bump

Chicken, chicken, don't be tripping

When I'm bout to spit this pimping

Stacking cheese and counting up easy'

Cause you know

I'm into winning

Heard your *************s like a pigeon

Punk ass fagots always switching

See that Lexus that he ride in

I got that strapped on my wristin'

Come on hoe and stop the fronting

Keep my ************* from jumping, jumping

Take a shot of fifths and liquor

But I can't be buying nothing

Where I'm from,

I can't be saying'

Cause I'm just to cheap for paying

Can't be hanging drinking, drinking

With this guru what a behavior(Moan)'

Bout to ball the troops to college

Watching haters ow they be falling

Looking for the freaky, freakys

That be chewing the ************* and swallowing

We can take a short'n riding

Through the cut to reach your housing

We can ride down to the river

While you work on using your mouth'n

Everybody know you going

Bet you probably saying, oh no'n

Then I'm gonna teach you lessons

Stranglin' all to death and rowing

And your sister know she with it'

Cause she let me ************* hit it

Then she get the licking, licking

Then she have to pay to quit it

My conversates

I'm trying to ************* on the first date

Weaving all on that oil but still you hesitate

I'm wasting time with this funk ass *************

Riding round with this drunk ass *************

Hoe let it bump

My conversates

I'm trying to ************* on the first date

Weaving all on that oil but still you hesitate

I'm wasting time with this funk ass *************

Riding round with this drunk ass *************

Hoe let it bump

*************, I don't wanna just hold hands

And listen to slow jams

I'm not with that romance

Or candle light slow dance

Hoe, why don't you take a chance?

Ain't like you ain't ****** before

Come out those tight ass pants

Stop thinking that

I won't call no more

Don't listen to the rumors

That Lord will school ya and slide

You wanna wine and dine

But don't wanna bump and grind

There's plenty hoes that wanna bone

So next time we don't get it on

The next time you phone

You gets a dial tone *************

There's many ******* that's fine as *************

Tell me how many *************s that they done sucked?(Say what?)

Them pretty ******* that like to suck

No telling, tell me how many *************s they done ******?(Say what?)

One to the honey ************* over in the corner

Two to the ************* on the porch

Take 'em to the bathroom

************* them in the ******g moon

Make 'em 'til their toes rub on this side *************

What the ************* you want though?

Could it be my back room door wide open?

Naw you know that'd make me mad

The cheese in my pocket

Please for the head on the dash

Koopsta Knicca sleeping on the *************

On the weekend, weekend

My conversates

I'm trying to ************* on the first date

Weaving all on that oil but still you hesitate

I'm wasting time with this funk ass *************

Riding round with this drunk ass *************

Hoe let it bump

My conversates

I'm trying to ************* on the first date

Weaving all on that oil but still you hesitate

I'm wasting time with this funk ass *************

Riding round with this drunk ass *************

Hoe let it bump

Hoe get up out my *************t!

Ugly *************

I ain't wanna ************* your little stanking ass anyway *************

Only reason

I man mother******g

Man took your mother******g ass and babysitted you all night *************'

Cause my ************* was trying to ************* you

Mother******g dike ass greedy little ugly drunk

Stanking breath ass *************, cigarette smoking ass hoe

Get the ************* up out my car *************!(Tastes good, tastes good, tastes good)