Left for Her

作曲 : Marc Sirdoreus

Well, there's a lot of reasons I don't wanna talk to you

And one of them is your new girlfriend

I didn't waste any time

When I found you like an idiot

I hope you make the same mistake

So here's to hoping

She breaks your will to live

And you sleep alone like me

Or maybe you'll pick up

The phone and try to call me

And I'll laugh as hard

As hard can be

Because you left me for a woman

And now you're getting fat

And I could not be happier that your hips are boomin'

And you're gettin' so fat

Oh, so fat

Now therе are times when I miss you

But I'm glad that I dissеd you

Before your growth spurt stopped

Now your cheeks are turning pinkish

And your tummy's turning piggish

You could roll around in slop

Now I'm no spring chicken

It's not my ego trippin'

But you need to quit all of your finger lickin'

You used to make fun of my gut

But now you've got a lot of your own

You've got a lot of guts

To leave me for a woman

And go and get so fat

Well, I could not be happier that your hips are boomin'

And you're gettin' so fat

Oh, so fat

You left me for a woman

And now you're getting fat

And I could not be happier that your hips are boomin'

And you're gettin' so fat

Oh, so fat

"About ****ing time"