Call Your Mother

I am an influencer but what's an influencer do?

Gotta make a little post and influence you, like

Brush your teeth, be kind to one another

Take 10 minutes to call

Your mother

(Call your mother)

It's been three long weeks now

(Call your mother)

A text is not enough

(Call your mother)

You gotta get on the phone (Call your mother) and give your mother a call

(Call your mother)

You gotta do what I say (Call your mother)

'Cause I post on the Internet everyday' (Call your mother)

This time not trying to sell my shit (Call your mother)

I'm telling you to facetime that HOT b***h

CALL YOUR MOTHER

You can give her a call

Tell her about how you bought a new cowbell

(cowbell/jack black noise)

Bet she'd love it if you told her 'bout your new cowbell

CALL YOUR MOTHER

Just for a little chat

If you were her you'd probably like that

It's called empathy

Use it once in a while you dumb ****

(Call your mother)

It's been three long weeks now

(Call your mother)

A text is not enough

(Call your mother)

Ya gotta get on the phone go and give your mother a call

You got the power to call your M%T&ER

Or don't, do what your want to do

I'm not the boss of you

It's called empathy you gotta

It's called empathy you gotta

It's called empathy imagine if you were your own mother

Would you like if your child gave you a call?

If the answer's 'Yes you would' that means that you should

I am an influencer

What can an influencer do?

Make a stupid ****ing song and influence you

You can change the world

Soon if you discover that you don't have to fix everything

Just call your mother, ****er (Call your mother)

Ask about her friends (Call your mother)

What she did on the weekend (Call your mother)

Is she currently free(Call your mother)

To share her banana cake recipe? (Call your mother)

You don't have to like banana cake (Call your mother)

The entire conversation is symbolic (Call your mother)

You're chosing to talk about something she likes (Call your mother)

And that is nice

There's a lot of things on the planet that we can't control

War and famine, do people like me am I an a*****e

Wait!

You can change that last one

You got the power to be a massive Sick Cunt:)

Listen to a friend instead of going on instagram

Remember someone's name

'Hello Sam'

They remember my name :)

If you don't do small things just because big things exist

You are on your way to crushing you (I am an)

Influencer

What can an influencer do?

Film myself without a shirt on and influence you

A life on social media the damage it will do

Is worth it in the end if I just get one person to

CALL YOUR MOTHER

Give your mother a call (CALL YOUR MOTHER)

Won't take no time at all (CALL YOUR MOTHER)

That shit will feed your soul (CALL YOUR MOTHER)

And put you in control

:)