歌词
作词 : Tom Cardy
作曲 : Tom Cardy
The date started of so well
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
She was perfect from what I could tell
How could I not see the danger right in front of me
My favorite food is fish
Baby, that’s my favorite too
I love cartoon dogs
Baby I love Scooby-Doo
Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?
She said
The best movie of all
A masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede
Human Centipede
I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede
Not ironically
She said
The costume design was a highlight
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plots about
German doctor sews three people
ASS
To
MOUTH
COOL!
Human Centipede
Please god save me
I think that’s a
Red Flag
I don’t want to
Get Stabbed
She said
Human Centipede is a tour de force
I think
Holy shit i’m gonna be the main course
She said
I admire the narrative of character growth
I try
To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code
Why are you blinking so much?
I’ve got something in my eyes
Here let me get it out
No thank you; I don’t wanna die
Bonjour
Sir was blinking at me
Is this because your date is a freak?
(I ❤️ Centipede)
No
Very good then
Bon Appétit
Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses
My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life
One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife
With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams!
Only if the wedding is themed:
TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE
Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑
That way we could save on the catering bill
Human Centipede
Only one mouth to feed
If you are the best man
You know the deal
PUCKER UP
I can finally open myself up to love
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
Human Centipede
Human Centipede...