School Song

作词 : Tim Minchin

作曲 : Tim Minchin

Oi, new kids!

So you think you're A-ble

To survive this mess by B-ing

A prince or a princess, you will soon C

There's no escaping trage-D

And E-ven

If you put in heaps of F-ort

You're just wasting ener-G

Cause your life as you know it is ancient H-istory

I

Have suffered in this J-ail

l've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages

This living Hel-L

But if I try I can rem-M-ber

Back before my life had N-ded

Before my happy days were O-ver

Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell

Like you I was Q-rious

So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions

But, unl-S you want to suffer

Listen up and I wil T-ch you a thing or two

U, listen here, my dear

You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line

And if you cry it wil be W should stay out of trouble

And remember to be X-tremely careful

Why?(Why?)

Why? Did you hear what we said?

Just you wait for Phys Ed

What's Phys Ed?

Physical education, the Trunchbuls speciality

Who are you?

We're prefects, we're here to take you to class

So, we're going to start learning?

Oh you'll start learning al right

Great, already know the alphabet

You don't know the alphabet until we learn you the alphabet

So you think you're A-ble

To survive this mess by B-ing

A prince or a princess, you wil soon C

There's no escaping trage-D

And E-ven

If you put in heaps of F-ort

You're just wasting ener-G

'Cause your life as you know it is ancient H-istory

I

Have suffered in this J-ail

l've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages

This living Hel-L

But if I try I can rem-M-ber

Back before my life had N-ded

Before my happy days were O-ver

Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell

Like you I was Q-rious

So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions

But, unl-S you want to suffer

Listen up and I wil T-ch you a thing or two

U, listen here, my dear

You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line

And if you cry it wil be W should stay out of trouble

And remember to be X-tremely careful

Why?(Why?)

Why? Didn't you hear what we said?

I have become aware that some of you are not yet in class

Correct this

You have five seconds to comply

‎A-B-C-D-E-F-G

H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O (Five)

‎P-Q-R-S

T-U-V-W-X(Four)

Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y(Three)

Two(Lavender, Matilda, inside quick)

One

Just you wait for Phys Ed