Wakeupfaggot

- Ahh, ****, what time is it? Six, ****, who needs to be up this early?

- Earl

- What?

- Earl, wake up

- What, I'm up.. No

- Wake up, Earl

- No, I'mma sleep with my..

- Wake up, son

- No, I'm asleep with my eyes open, that's ******* logical

- Faggot

- What?

- Wake the **** up!

- I'm up

- You have school right now

- No, I have school at eight, it's six

- So that's why your ass isn't getting any breakfast, wake the **** up

- I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen

- Earl

- What?

- Earl, wake the **** up, you faggot!

- How 'bout you shut the **** up, mom?!